Caitlin O’Heaney
Nude

When one thinks about actresses that would traditionally be skin-ful, the first images that pop up are ladies from France or Spain, Latin America or California. We think this bias is an intuitive one. Where there’s more sun there’s more fun, Mr. Skin always says. This is apparently an inaccurate observation, considering the existence of hottie Caitlin O’Heaney, heralding from Whitefish Bay Wisconsin. The absence of copious sun doesn’t stop Caitlin from stripping down and getting naughty. Not to mention that O’Heaney looks an awful lot like Lesley Ann Warren. The two even share the same birthday. And like large-breasted Lesley Ann, Caitlin has been briefly nude onscreen. Though her boobs aren’t as big, they’re just as delectable in Savage Weekend (1979), a horror flick with some nice public nudity. Do you smell that? It’s Caitlin, the perfume the actress developed that’s worn by Naomi Judd, Rosanna Arquette, and Paula Abdul. Mr. Skin wishes he could get as close to their nakedness. Caitlin wasn’t quite done providing us with some form of bate bait though. Check out her role in He Knows You’re Alone (1980). Caitlin can be seen in a very tight leotard not wearing anything underneath. Her sharp nips are poking through the fabric fighting to see the light of day! We like to tell ourselves that Caitlin always wants to be nude in films even when the script doesn’t call for it, but there’s little to no evidence that’s true. Nevertheless, we’ll be enjoying Caitlin’s filmography for years to come!